I beat a Ferrari in a Street Race!!11!!1!111

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Okay, cruising about 50 miles an hour in a 25mph downtown district (da ghetto) in my 1987 Porsche 924S, passing cars that are in the left lane (slow people). I was going to breeze through a newly lit green light and slip intpo the left to turnoff to my college, when I noticed there was a Ferrari (a very nice one, about late 90's ) in the left lane, with an old guy at the wheel. I downshifted to third gear and stopmed the pedal, just as the light changed. He kept up, then whipped past, as I saw blue lights behind me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/pullover.gif.ac2de04a20ebe8c72a715e86e00c8c0d.gif

I was like ****! I was the one who was speeding- probably the one he clocked. I have an open knife on the passengers seat, no insurance card on me, no drivers liscence on me, a fiberglass sledgehammer handle covered in raccoon blood in the back, I only have one liscense plate, with NO registration sticker (my little brother peeled it off) and to boot, I was listening to headphones while I was driving.

And the BITCH in the Ferrari got pulled over!

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[MastaFlex 10+ year member]

nice work

 

[PhatTonyDeMarco 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif You would have gottrn life....

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

theres no ghetto in that town //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

a fiberglass sledgehammer handle covered in raccoon blood in the back

WTF?

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

pwnt

 

[Jason Sybert 10+ year member]

Good one

 

[Jason Sybert 10+ year member]

Nice one but what the FU** is up with the racoon blood handle did you go hunting or something this morning.

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

wut i dont get is why were the peoplein the LEFT lane the slow people. being as its......the FAST lane.

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

and why were u going 50 in a 25...

 

[trevor87 5,000+ posts]

pwned? haha good one man thats happend to me once cept we was doin 80 lol

 

[chris96camaro 10+ year member]

IF he "whipped past you", how did you beat him?

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

WTF?

I'm a redneck. There was a raccoon in the garage.

 

[Jason Sybert 10+ year member]

I'm a redneck. There was a raccoon in the garage.

I would do the same thing in that sitiation. I live in Redneck Missouri.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

If I would have gotten pulled over, he would have won-I got through the stoplight first- so I won.

Oh well, cool experience. Hate on it if you want... *JMAC* //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif